The Campsite Rule

Matthew Sparacino as "Lincoln" in Alexandra Petri's "The Campsite Rule".
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Leave him better than you found him.  Inspired by the famous relationship rule of thumb coined by sex columnist Dan Savage,  The Campsite Rule charts the course of career woman Susan and college freshman Lincoln’s unlikely romance. While visiting her alma mater, Susan meets the unusually charming and inexperienced Lincoln at a house party and fireworks ensue. What starts as a one-night stand becomes more involved as Susan resolves to educate young Lincoln in the ways of romance.  Alexandra Petri’s sexy new comedy asks, when dating someone much younger, how do you leave him better than you found him?

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Approximate Running Time
80 minutes


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